MY PET PENGUIN IS ADORABLE

-chance-of-bun:

Proven fact: water will make your rabbit appear at least half their original size.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.

“Off with their head!!!!!!”

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peskytimepirate:

drtanner:

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littlebrraatt:

stumbled-into-faith:

buttpilgrim:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

THERE’S A WIRE TO CUT TO TURN IT OFF
THE SMASHING WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY

smashing things is never unnecessary

I still want it

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

this isn’t how i want to be remembered

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daphneemarie:

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twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN

i officially like animals more than people

hello, welcome to my life